ElieShnarf

Humor and other various random shit.

dota 2 player aka another fuckboy  (via i8yurcookie)

(Source: kuronekofanblog, via rybuscus)

league of legends players are fuckboys

metaldrumr4ever:

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

But it was worth it

(via king-of-geopolysapia)

forevercryingbecauseoffeels:

The two letter word that broke the fandom.

(Source: spnfans, via king-of-geopolysapia)

coolscar:

One year my mom thought I had some kind of owl obsession for some reason so for Christmas she bought me like 12 owl statuette things and a pajama outfit that was owl themed. and an owl stuffed animal. I have no idea why. I still have the stuff too but like why, I never even showed interest in owls, where did she get this idea

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A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

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